the teacher that will teach you pain happiness and the ability to understand a 2-hour lecture on the sovereignty of a nation.

he is also known as the shtom or the legend.
he plays assassin's creed and corrects your essays 2 weeks after you hand it in.
he is also always overworked and smells of instant coffee all day. If he isn't having a caffeine overdose from the four espressos he had in the morning it's not a normal day.
he is human on some level and does have a favourite student. it is undeniable when you are in the class and he asks a question.

overall great teacher if not a legend what else.
yo i have the shtombocombo today Global politics, TOK and Econ.
yoooo that LIT my guy Sztomberski is the man
by grandaddy peypey May 9, 2019
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