Myself: Sometimes confused (wrongly) with Missef, which isn't a real word. Those people look at Yissef and think they can put it in the first person.
by Ozymandias February 13, 2005
by Fuckedupconnected September 17, 2021
Absolutely exquisite way to inform your peers of your self-defecation. Scottish people are more likely to use this sentence
Person 1: I poo'd myself
Person 2: Ew you're disgusting
Person 3: I shat meself
Person 4: Lets go to my place
Person 2: Ew you're disgusting
Person 3: I shat meself
Person 4: Lets go to my place
by cadenza-urb December 20, 2021
guy A - wow really?
guy B - yes - the cat rolled onto its back and let out a tiny fart. I absolutely peshed meself loofin
guy B - yes - the cat rolled onto its back and let out a tiny fart. I absolutely peshed meself loofin
by blitz wagon March 21, 2023
True story:
I Peshed meself loofin. Scottish; or south-west eruoasian?
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I'd rather eat a dried dead sea cucumber born in corn fronds.
I Peshed meself loofin. Scottish; or south-west eruoasian?
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I'd rather eat a dried dead sea cucumber born in corn fronds.
by dcaf!WaLL May 16, 2023