When a man takes a girl home with the woman having full intentions of having sex with that man, but all he does is spoon her. Little or big spoon
Last weekend Glenn picked up Margaret from the bar and took her home and lyster-zoned her, and cuddled without mercy.
by Dr.dictionary September 11, 2013
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a wannabe Dane who is in fact a closet Norwegian.

Sigurd Lyster likes playing with his penis three times a week all three times being in one day. So Sigurd is basically just like you and me a regular everyday normal motherfucker.
''look a wild Sigurd Lyster''
''Wow Asger Munk needs to see this''
by wifebeater wearinga wifebeater February 8, 2023
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