there are no words to describe this amazing human. he gives the best puns known the man kind. he not only is the news anchor for CNN10, but he is also my God. I am a strong believer in azuzism and i pray to carl azuz every night.
friend 1: we didn't watch CNN10 this morning in class!
friend 2: awh it's okay I already prayed to Carl Azuz this morning...
friend 2: awh it's okay I already prayed to Carl Azuz this morning...
by carlazuzlover December 27, 2019
Anchor for CNN 10 and is a certified "kool kid." He makes hilarious puns, and is known to appear outside KFC restaurants at night. A Greek legend about the son of Zeus is often linked with him because of his last name, which sounds like the name of the Greek god. Carl Azuz has a deep love for corn, as well as Totino's Pizza Rolls.
Joey'sWorldTour: Yo I was outside KFC last night filming a new video on the Extra Super Spicy Crunch Delight Burger (made with real Babar meat) with a side of Scoopy Flop Bamboozler, and I swore that I saw Carl Azuz for a second.
Generic other guy: Yo dude thats freaking epic.
Generic other guy: Yo dude thats freaking epic.
by wolfrick November 12, 2018
by NOGUS January 17, 2017