A Bryland

That one 6 ft absolute chad who shows up to a party then which after whilst you are playing tf2 makes you give him a gawk gawk 3000 whilst you are sitting in a $399 pewdiepie gaming chair, whilst he screams hate speech at you and calls you a pencil dick. He will also force you to give him a upside down triple twisty gawky 9000 at any moment he wants, he will do it. But he is a big bro and really funny.

A one-of-a-kind boy's name for a one-of-a-kind boy; synonymous to the words handsome, sexy, awesome, and epic. Has beautiful green eyes, amazing hair, a smile that shines though even the darkest of moods, and a wink that'll make your heart melt. A sexy beast in bed, wielding his mighty sword (which is bigger than yours) with grace, power, and speed. Witty and thoughtful; always knows the right thing to say in any situation. Always knows how to make you laugh. All the girls want him, but can't have him. Shows no mercy towards stupid people. May or may not have a fetish for penises.