5 definitions by thekelty

A person who stalks in a non-typical stalking way. Their communication is heavily laden with innuendos that they attribute to their charm. They stare intently at you. They honestly feel you desire their company, even when you're clear you do not. Sometimes, you just can't put your finger on how they make you feel. In other words, they give you the "creeps".
May also be used as a verb.

Residue collected in a clothes dryer's lint trap. Word has it, that this poop is the result of a dryer's consumption of a single sock. Normally, the sock's mate is left untouched, causing consternation to the sock's owner.

May also include items that the dryer attempted to nom, but was unable to successfully digest--chapstick, coins, anti-static sheets, etc.

A past-tense verb describing the action that occurred when one vehicle met another with unhappy results. Usually, one vehicle has new accordion shaped body parts (rear-ending) or has a section crushed (under a 2nd vehicle).

Can also describe the action taken while using a vehicle as a means to run over/crush an object.

An adjective describing how wonderfully incredible something is to the senses. Usually pertaining to food, but can also be used to define attractiveness.

An extension to nom.

the action of completing a software upgrade that a vendor has not completely tested, yet pushed as such. They “hmm” and “err” their way through troubleshooting while implying it is every other component but their upgrade. Meanwhile, they release additional patches that fixed bugs you found in their last patch faster than you can say, “Let’s remegrade!”