7 definitions by thatsexychick11

A Karen is a woman in her mid 40s with 3 kids who all play soccer and are each a year apart. She goes through the drive through at chick fil a and wants to speak to your manager. She is divorced and works as an administrative assistant for some low level company. She has not been fucked in 8 years. She buys her underwear and bras from drug stores. Don’t get into an argument with her for any reason or else she will take your ass to court! And videotape you.

having a birthday on this date is wonderful because everyone remembers it.

A fragile, power hungry male who thinks he has a say over women’s rights.

A gym teacher is a waste of space. They should be paid minimum wage, if that. They are the lowest of the low. Boycott them!

Gods magical plant. A gift to mankind. God bless!

People born on September 11th are truly the best! They are unique and talented in their own ways. They are special people, and they are the bright stars that shed light on a dark day in history. If you know someone born on this day, cherish them. A birthday to never forget!

March 9th is my dog’s birthday!!!! He is so freakin awesome and the best boy ever.