6 definitions by spankdaddy

ass-barn

A mythical place where the hottest of hot girls hang out. Not only are the girls very attractive, but also dressed to show it off.

Steve: Man, the girls here are unbelievable today.

Akers: Bet, Its like the ass-barn!

by spankdaddy June 2, 2011

A mythical place where the hottest of hot girls hang out. Not only are the girls very attractive, but also dressed to show it off.

Jirosaga: Man, the girls here are unbelievable today.

Akers: Bet, Its like the ass-barn!

by spankdaddy June 23, 2011

Akers: Damn, thats one HOT asian girl.

Mr. Bricks: Some turkish chonga for real Broseph!

by spankdaddy October 3, 2011

When a once hot girl gets fat. Possibly from eating too many donuts.

Juan: You remember that hot girl from high school?

Bigman: Yea

Juan: Well, she isn't anymore. She fell in the krispy

by spankdaddy June 23, 2011

Family safe definition or code word for checking out ass in public.

Merkle: Damn, there are some hot bitches here.

Akers: Def some quality fabric today!

by spankdaddy June 23, 2011

Code name for women in public. As opposed to saying alot of ass.

Steve: Want to walk around the mall?

Akers: Sure, hopefully there is some quality fabric!

by spankdaddy June 2, 2011