3 definitions by piratesrule

A sporgasm happens under circumstances similar to a sponer. Except, instead of getting a hard on, you spontaneously bust your nut.
Man, seeing that girl's thong in class today gave me a sporgasm. It was messy.
by piratesrule May 13, 2004
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the real name of Nick Lachey's band. It was once called 98 Degrees, but it was neither hot, nor cool.
Nick Lachey is gay, and Jessica Simpson is stupid for marrying him.
by piratesrule May 13, 2004
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N Sync. Possibly the gayest "band" ever. This name is similar to using Backdoor Boys to describe the Backstreet Boys. Read: it's their real name.
by piratesrule May 13, 2004
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