2 definitions by pickleicious13
The degree to which a person's pants filter out his/her flatulence. The higher the fecal filter the less fart you smell.
Customer: Excuse me sir, could you tell me which of these brands of jeans has the highest fecal filter?
Salesperson: Of course. (Brand A) will give you the best protection. Wear (Brand B), however, and you might as well go commando; you can practically SEE the gas wafting out.
Salesperson: Of course. (Brand A) will give you the best protection. Wear (Brand B), however, and you might as well go commando; you can practically SEE the gas wafting out.
by pickleicious13 January 5, 2011
By using these words you can end any conversation, denote the finish of a project, or excuse yourself from any situation with authority. It's almost like... magic.
"I'll see you guys on Tuesday at 5:00. Mischief managed!"
"Finally the dishes are done! Mischief managed!"
"Professor Snape is coming, put away the Marauder's Map! Mischief managed!"
"Finally the dishes are done! Mischief managed!"
"Professor Snape is coming, put away the Marauder's Map! Mischief managed!"
by pickleicious13 July 27, 2011