5 definitions by newyorkpartygoer13
New York's hottest club. 9-year-old Tokyo Pip Yttchiakachuro is back with an all-new hotspot that answers the question: "WHAT?" This place has everything: trance, stilts, throw-up music, an albino that looks like Susan Powder, teddy graham people..
by newyorkpartygoer13 May 23, 2011
A giant 300-pound Chinese baby who wears tinted aviator glasses and spins records with his little ravioli hands.
by newyorkpartygoer13 May 23, 2011
New York's hottest club. Club promoter, Tranny Oakley, has gone all out. Inside is just everything: lights, psychos, ferbies, screaming babies in Mozart wigs, sunburnt drifters with soap-scum beards..
by newyorkpartygoer13 May 23, 2011
New York's hottest club. After you step through the stainless steel doors to this meat-packing hot spot, you'll be greeted by none other than Pierre, the Muslim Elvis impersonator. This club has everything: clones, freaks, Sneezy, a Russian man on a prepaid cell phone, and anyone can get in - there's no password. At the door just do the Cosby face.
by newyorkpartygoer13 May 23, 2011
Fat Urkels.
New York's hottest club is PUUSHHH. This club has everything: ghosts, banjos, Carl Palideno, a stuck up kitten who won't sign autographs, furkels....
by newyorkpartygoer13 May 23, 2011