2 definitions by gnomelovesducky
Flogging oneself with a fresh nettle plant
ancient treatment for relief of illnesses such as chronic rheumatism, lethargy, coma, paralysis, typhus, and cholera.
ancient treatment for relief of illnesses such as chronic rheumatism, lethargy, coma, paralysis, typhus, and cholera.
Fred: nettles, I must have more nettles!
Jim: I think you have a bad case of urtification.. don't do anything rash
Fred: aaaaaaahhhhhh!
Jim: I think you have a bad case of urtification.. don't do anything rash
Fred: aaaaaaahhhhhh!
by gnomelovesducky January 12, 2012
Attempting to deflect attention away from your boss by wearing a wig that looks like a deceased cat and talking nonsense.
by gnomelovesducky April 13, 2022