3 definitions by flumpis

1. The act of ascertaining information by interpretation of omens using a vagina as the agent. A common major chosen by still-undecided undergraduates.
Girl: What are you studying at school?
Boy: Vaginomancy.
by flumpis October 17, 2006
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A slang/synonym for "fuck". Typically used by Forum Goons on SomethingAwful. Replaces any usage of the word.
1. I gently caressing can't stand lemons.

2. What the gently caress is going on here?

3. Needless to say, we gently caressed all night.
by flumpis April 2, 2007
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An underage female who uses a male of legal drinking age to get free booze. Can be applied to any form of alcohol.
Those chicks are nothin' but beer diggers - they came over, chugged my wine, and left.
by flumpis December 19, 2006
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