6 definitions by fivetoedsloth
"I'm totally gonna HL if she falls off that table"
"when that guy stepped on the mayonnaise packet and it squirted all over that woman's dress, I HL'd for like ten minutes streight."
"when that guy stepped on the mayonnaise packet and it squirted all over that woman's dress, I HL'd for like ten minutes streight."
by fivetoedsloth June 3, 2009
"I'm totally gonna HL if she falls off that table"
"when that guy stepped on the mayonnaise packet and it squirted all over that woman's dress, I HL'd for like ten minutes streight."
"when that guy stepped on the mayonnaise packet and it squirted all over that woman's dress, I HL'd for like ten minutes streight."
by fivetoedsloth June 3, 2009
Somebody who is incredibly lazy, always late, doesn't like to move, or is just slow in general.
it originates from the animals, the two-toed and three-toed sloths.
it originates from the animals, the two-toed and three-toed sloths.
"'shit dude, Jed said he'd be here three hours ago, do you think he's ok?'
'man, he's fine, he's always late; he's like a fuckin' five toed sloth or something'"
'man, he's fine, he's always late; he's like a fuckin' five toed sloth or something'"
by fivetoedsloth October 5, 2009
"I'm totally gonna hardcore laugh if she falls off that table"
"when that guy stepped on the mayonnaise packet and it squirted all over that woman's dress, I hardcore laughed for like ten minutes streight."
"when that guy stepped on the mayonnaise packet and it squirted all over that woman's dress, I hardcore laughed for like ten minutes streight."
by fivetoedsloth June 3, 2009
"I'm totally gonna hardcore laugh if she falls off that table"
"when that guy stepped on the mayonnaise packet and it squirted all over that woman's dress, I hardcore laughed for like ten minutes streight."
"when that guy stepped on the mayonnaise packet and it squirted all over that woman's dress, I hardcore laughed for like ten minutes streight."
by fivetoedsloth June 3, 2009
to ejaculate from masturbation, jack-off-lactation
by fivetoedsloth September 27, 2009