2 definitions by eyehateman
Jack was needily horny at 4 AM, instead of wasting half an hour on real sex, Jill decided five minutes of oral sex was in order.
by eyehateman June 19, 2011
Bland, emotionless and purely instrumental jazz music. No matter where you live, it is played on a radio station named The Oasis and makes Breezin' look like Bitches Brew. Evidence of improvisation ranges from minimal to nonexistent. The soundtrack to khaki shorts, polos, seldom used golf clubs, mandals and combovers.
by eyehateman April 3, 2011