3 definitions by cannonball967
To felate a man with such vigor and enthusiasm that one sucks his balls all the way to the back of their throat, thus making a "chortle" sound.
by cannonball967 May 5, 2015
Skylar whined about the inherent misogyny in the "no fat chicks" bumper sticker she saw on the back of a pick-up truck, but didn't see the irony of having a 5' 11" minimum height requirement on her dating profile. She's a blatant heightist.
by cannonball967 June 16, 2022
After pressuring me into marriage, Kendra now tells me that after 4 years she no longer loves me. So she gets to keep my house, my car, and my boat. I have to totally foot the bill to raise our children, and if I behave she'll let me see them every other weekend.
by cannonball967 July 15, 2015