34 definitions by bogosuperelf

Dave was a Beef Gardener.
Gillian didn't care cause she wasn't getting any of that.

Gillian used to be a Beef Gardener until she advanced and grew a beef garden of her own.
Dave was hardcore butthurt because he wasn't getting any of that.

George Bush prefers eyetalians because he is a racist.

I was tired of listening to R&B by constipated sheep so I went to the Metal store and got some constipated goat music the wool was somehow softer.

I felt like listening to music made by constipated dogs so I got a rap and hip-hop cd.

Football Flynn: Ur toes are fat.

Gillian was outraged when Dave offered to sell her his dick for a cool mil but it improved to mere disappointment after he bought her a pair of socks.

Ghostwriter: I think Jisushi has a boner for me.