4 definitions by assmonkey
by assmonkey December 18, 2004
A crouton is a bit of dried turd that clings to one's anal hair. generally associated with tramps/sheepdogs.
by assmonkey June 6, 2003
One who faithless to the straight male community and enjoys in being the poker or pokee of the 'ol brown-eye' (aka Rectum)
by assmonkey September 16, 2003
Man I was at the movie theater and I had to lick the toilet seat clean before I could sit down and produce a throne sausage.
by assmonkey November 2, 2003