15 definitions by Xaime
Raul loves to suck on his roomie's bull teat to get the reward of his rich bull cream. Roomie is most willing to feed his starving buddy.
by Xaime June 3, 2019
Kyle was finally replaced as dong king at our Monday night circlejerk. Juam Bosco came in with a hard dong a full half inch longer, n thicker, too!
by Xaime June 3, 2019
People were screaming running away from the corner, and I saw a group of naked men brandishing their huge, menacing cocks at the terrorized crowd. I was quaking with fear, and took cover. It was the dreaded Cock ring!
by Xaime June 3, 2019
A concentrated attack of jizz directed at an enemy or enemies. Jizz patrols stalk their targets and fire successive waves of cum onto then once they engage. Enemies who survive the attack may retaliate in a re-engagement. (By extension from “gunfire,” i.e. firing from the “gun,” in this case the penis.
The guys from the frat across the road invaded the pledges’ dorm room and sustained a jizzfire attack until early morning, when they abandoned the field. Casualties on both sides were dripping with jizzfire.
by Xaime May 22, 2019
The practice of eating one's own jizz for enjoyment or as a protein supplement.
Pronounced "Otto's perm Ma fudgie." Accent on "Ma."
Pronounced "Otto's perm Ma fudgie." Accent on "Ma."
Tim told me that some of the guys at the circlejerk might be doing autospermophagy. He was right. One guys wiped up his jizz with his hand and licked it up. Another guy aimed for his mouth and landed three big squirts of cum in there. The last guy was the best, though. He put his knees behind his shoulders and sucked on his dong until he filled his mouth with his own thick goo and showed to the rest of us on his tongue. Cool dicktricks, bros!
by Xaime June 3, 2019
The foreskin of the cock, especially a long one that sticks out over the cockhead in kind of pucker, or a very wrinkly one.
Tim wouldn't skinny-dip with us at the pond because last time he showed his cock around other guys they made fun of his wrinkly foreskin. They pulled it over the head of his dick and shouted, "Dudes, look! A cockshroud!"
by Xaime May 28, 2019
A guy with a large, flexible dong who strips off and entertains his friends by dancing around with maximum swinging and bouncing of his cock.
by Xaime December 23, 2022