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Livonia used to be one of the whitest cities in america, and just recently increased its non-white population. Livonia has 3 high schools, middle schools and various elementary schools, the three high schools being:

Stevenson (aka Sparkle-valley high or STD-evenson) has most of the rich population in Livonia, which isn't saying much, and also has the most STDs out of all the high schools in Livonia. It's rival is Churchill it is said that out of the three high schools, Stevenson "sells the drugs".

Churchill (aka Dirt-hill or Pill-hill) is the most average and boring of the high schools. It is known to host the MSC program, containing most of the smart kids in the area, although only 30 are accepted per year. Recently Churchill's Varsity Football Team went almost undefeated until the playoffs, and the freshman team was city champ, putting both Franklin and Stevenson back into their places. It's rival is Stevenson. Out of the three high schools, Churchill is known to "make the drugs".

Franklin (aka Skank-lin) is a school full of prostitutes and drug dealers. Not much else is known about Franklin, and many people forget it actually exists. Once every few years a person graduates from Franklin, and then they overdose the next year anyway. After Bentley highschool was taken down, Churchill became Stevenson's rival and Franklin was left without one. Out of the three schools, Franklin is known to "use the drugs".

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