2 definitions by TheMarsh
A tissue rush is when one is nearing climax during masterbation, they are so lost in the moment that they forget to reach for a tissue and have to do so at the very last moment, sometimes reducing the quailty of the wank.
Mark: "God last night I was watching this amazing porn. I got so into it
Joe: "Was there a tissue rush?"
Mark: "Yes, yes there was."
Joe: "Was there a tissue rush?"
Mark: "Yes, yes there was."
by TheMarsh January 31, 2009
1. Getting stoned and then finding someone to bone. Usually, with far lower standards.
2. Getting someone else stoned with the intention to bone them.
2. Getting someone else stoned with the intention to bone them.
Guy1: "Woah she's hot, way out of my league though"
Guy2: "Dude, you could totally Stone N' Bone that!"
Guy2: "Dude, you could totally Stone N' Bone that!"
by TheMarsh January 23, 2009