2 definitions by TheDevil'sAdvocate

The act of strolling into your local supermarket and heading toward the fruit and veg section. Where you start to masturbate yourself as vigorous as possible, ending with a creamy substance left all over the potatoes, much like Planking became an internet sensation many have taken to Mashing in much the same way.
Andrew: "Look at that girl over there by the tomatoes, she's got her hands right down her knickers."
Richard: "Who? Catherine? Squatting over the Potatoes? She must have her whole fist up there man."
Andrew: "Yeah, she's Mashing hard dude."
by TheDevil'sAdvocate September 15, 2011
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Someone who sticks their neck put and pulls an expression whenever they hear a swear word at a house party.
Garry: "did you see the way she was looking when Chris said the word cunt?"
Vince: "yeah mate that katie is a proper swear meerkat"
by TheDevil'sAdvocate December 11, 2021
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