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There are more than one definition for Dick Knot:

1. A sexual move where you basically tie the guy's dick in a knot. (Only a small amount of men get enjoyment out of this)

2. The same thing as having blue balls because you are turned on then you immediatley become unattracted so it feels like you have your dick in a knot so your can't cum.

3. A threat
1. Hey babe how about I give you a dick knot tonight

Are you crazy I don't do that shit but this guy Lui loves it go ask him.

2. She's fucking sexy I got a total boner. Oh wait that's a man! Shit I have a dick knot!

3. Shut up or I'll give you a dick knot
by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010
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The nasty shit you have to clean from the foreskin of your dick.
I was takin a shower last night and I had enough horn cheese to make a fuckin pizza.
by The Chocolate Leopard May 15, 2010
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It's like the word wingin it or testing your luck.
I forgot to study for my test, I guess I'm going to be flankin it
by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010
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If you look closely you'll see that the beginning part of this word, |> is a sideways triangle which usually means the play button on a VCR, radio etc. Then it has er at the end so it's like saying player but in a shorter and more clever way. This can only be used when texting or messaging someone.
Text Conversation

Tony: We goin to the party?
John: Yea and that guy Michael will be there.
Tony: Michael is a complete |>er.
by The Chocolate Leopard May 21, 2010
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Jiz jam is what pornstars use on their toast in the mornings. They get guy's jiz and store it in jars and have it everyday for breakfast.
Pamela Anderson has Jiz Jam on rye toast on every other morning.
by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010
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A person who has hacked your account and changed your password so that they can completely own your facebook
My password won't work. Damnit a facecrook stole my account
by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010
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A timer used to find out how long it took you to push out one of your turds.
I heard that Ben just got a minute and 22 seconds on his turd timer.
by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010
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