25 definitions by The Chocolate Leopard
A competition where wives girlfriends and bitches all over the world come to compete to see who is the biggest nag in the world. The challenges are all about nagging a man to do something you want. The harder the chore is for the man to do the more points the woman gets for nagging them to do it. The winner gets a trophy and a cash prize, also the husband or boyfriend of this woman gets sent complimentary ear plugs so that this lucky guy doesn't have to take this constant nagging.
Alessia: Honey I won the Nag-a-thon!
Jim: I know they sent me these ear plugs, I think I'll put them on now.
Alessia: No, take those off you haven't done any chores and you didn't even say how happy you are for me and another thing............
Jim: What? I can't hear you.
Jim: I know they sent me these ear plugs, I think I'll put them on now.
Alessia: No, take those off you haven't done any chores and you didn't even say how happy you are for me and another thing............
Jim: What? I can't hear you.
by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010
A green song or rather yet your own green song is the song that you love to listen to when your high because it makes the smoking experience so much better.
In the movie "Dazed and Confused" the green song for those hippy folk was Slow Ride by Foghat but personally mine would have to be a more modern one because it is Pursuit of Happiness by Kid Cudi.
by The Chocolate Leopard May 1, 2010
A gay version of the terminator but instead he goes around destroying guy's assholes with his extendable mechanical penis.
by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010
An Indian lollipop that tastes like a pile of bullshit with horse semen in it that has been steamed in a pot of dog turds and cat piss.
by The Chocolate Leopard April 12, 2010
I just had an epic dream that I was falling down a flight of stairs and then I woke up and it felt like it actually happened.
by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010
Cocking to Someone:
Jim: Hey Tim can I? cock to you for a second?
Tim: Sure
Jim: This girl I met has a huge pair of melons but a flat ass, should I fuck her?
Tim: Go for it any fuck is a good fuck.
Jim: Hey Tim can I? cock to you for a second?
Tim: Sure
Jim: This girl I met has a huge pair of melons but a flat ass, should I fuck her?
Tim: Go for it any fuck is a good fuck.
by The Chocolate Leopard July 9, 2010
by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010