9 definitions by The Big Toast

When someone purposefully leaves their sexual orientation ambiguous while near consistently acting like they’re about to come out as something other than straight to their friends or family.
“Damn, Sam keeps playing with the closet door. I cant tell if she’s straight, bi, pan or what! I’ve tried asking but she always dodges the question.”
by The Big Toast October 12, 2020
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A day, in which will live in infamy
You guys remember what happened April 30 2002 right?”
“No.”
Dear God
by The Big Toast October 12, 2020
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