9 definitions by The Big Toast
Captain Jack ejaculated into the crew sleeping area, allowing the rest of the crew to wake up to some zero-g snow.
by The Big Toast October 12, 2020
When an individual tries to send nudes, partial nudes, or otherwise scandalous photos to another individual though their sexual advances are thwarted due to discrimination based off arbitrary factors.
“Damn my boy really caught up in that marginalized sexting. Too bad that chick he was trying to get with was a racist.”
by The Big Toast October 12, 2020
by The Big Toast January 12, 2022
Mark cut open the watermelon expecting a delicious meal, instead he was surprised to find pumpkin on the inside. For he had accidentally purchased a pumpkermelon.
by The Big Toast October 13, 2020
Both Marissa and her partner Quebec were involved in an IED explosion. Now back at home in Vermont, they spend all their time knifing.
by The Big Toast October 12, 2020
by The Big Toast October 12, 2020
The car crash left great grandma Josie hospitalized and malangled. One might even say she’s malangaly.
by The Big Toast October 12, 2020