19 definitions by TKinfinity

When a person jogs at such a slow pace it could be mistaken for walking.

A person who refrains from eating any meat or animal products. These people usually enforce cult-like behaviour in order to try and make normal people (meat eaters) feel bad. Vegans are also known to avoid reason and logic by yelling in the faces of anyone who refutes their made up claims. After a time of being on this diet, they develop or have worsened mental problems such as Alzheimers. This occurs because their brains are so nutrient deficient from no Omega-3s and Cholesterol intake. A vegan is most likely offended from this definition, it doesn’t make them right.

When your significant other (Wife or Girlfriend) is getting ready while the man has been ready for 3 hours prior. This period of time usually occurs minutes before you will be late to an event and the woman usually comes out at the last second possible. This could also occur when a woman is shopping and her second half is left waiting outside the store on a bench with the other Manwaiters.

When someone tries to con off their junk for an inflated price in order to make a quick buck. This action makes those who are buying suspicious of their offer.

When someone wants to impress their friends so much they’re willing to do the dumbest shit ever. This decision usually is not at all thought out and comes with severe risk and consequences. A combination of Dumb and Radical.

The inherent urge to dress up as a slug and slide around on the ground. This could cause the occupant to hold up traffic, or awkwardly entertain guests at their in-laws house during special occasions.

When your having sex with a woman from the back and she is facing a window; you then quietly switch with another man without her knowing. This ultimately ends off on you revealing yourself on the other side of the window only to have the woman question who is in back of her.