7 definitions by PUBEHEADS

After a wet dream, this is what is in your pajama bottoms.

When a girl is covered with a guys hot gizz, she is said to be "Robed in Glory"

short for donkey punch

Noun- when a black guy poops in a white chicks vagina.

Level up from a 13 pounder, where the vagina is not only extremely heavy but also hairy and is caked with dried pee and blood on the lips. This gives the vagina a smell that resembles that of a man that has died in an earthquake.

A word used to describe the average size of a girls vagina in the great state of nebraska. Random fact: largest vagina in the world weighed over 27 1/2 pounds.

The pocket rhino is the most famous prank in the book. You get down on one knee and pretend to propose to your lover. You reach into your pocket... and pretend to have trouble finding the ring. As she eagerly awaits the ring emerging from the pocket... you give her a quick one-two punch with the hand that was concealed in the pocket. You then proceed to donkey punch her in the pussy until she is on the verge of a coma. As she is about to slip into a sweet long sleep... you strip her naked and smear blueberries all over her body. After this, it is necessary to put her near a bee hive so that the bees may feast upon her sweet blue body. IF she still likes you after all this.... then you do it again until she realizes that you are one sick fuck. Once she has come to this realization... you ask her for her hand in marriange.