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One, particulary old aged male often around age 47 who plays warcraft all day. And works part time cutting meat. Spends all his money on dank, Nicotine and clever hair cuts.
Wow we got our selfs a Master Alfred.

Alfred's new hair cut makes him look clever.

Alfred can't spell onion.
by Nelms May 1, 2008
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