5 definitions by Maloon

Based on the man himself - Voltaire Desacada. A 'Tairism':

1. Is when a conversation is in progress, you dont know whats going on and tend to open ones mouth and say something that makes no sense and bares no relevance to the topic.

2. Also applies when the oppisite outcome of an intended situation occurs.
1. Senrok: i don't like cats, they come over for a rub then go
Taire: yeah..... its like women.......in clubs
Senrok: oh dear, there's another Tairism. GuAd. OmFg. LoL.

2. Taire: yeah i'm definately coming out tonight
Paul Moon: haven't you got work?
Taire: I'm gona tell my boss that I want to quit
**Taire enters place of work and returns**
Taire: yeah guys I can't come out and I've got overtime for tomorrow
by Maloon May 8, 2006
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An abbreviation for "Rape Victim" used in Police terms to desribe the events in a crime scene.

In everday use, an RV would be someone that looks ugly, shabby, or generally not good . Or it could be someone constantly followed by an RS.

See also: RS
"Check out that RV over there"

"That RV is being followed by his RS"

"What a bunch of RV's"
by Maloon April 30, 2006
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An abbreviation for "Rape Suspect" used in Police terms to desribe the events in a crime scene.

In everday use, an RS would be someone that looks suspicious, untrustworthy, or a bit sketchy . Or it could be someone that sneakily follows people (thus making them RVs of the RS).

See also: RV
"Look at the RS following those kids"

"I smell an RS"
by Maloon April 30, 2006
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Used as an acronym in chat rooms for 'Giggle Up And Down'. A prefered alternative to LoL, RoFL or LMAO
Mark: I think my mum might have breast cancer.
Paul Moon: GUAD!
by Maloon October 28, 2006
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Used as an acronym in chat rooms for 'Ouch My Tummy Hurts'. A prefered alternative to RoFL, LMAO or LMFAO
Mark: I don't like colours.
Paul Moon: OMTH!
by Maloon October 28, 2006
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