50 definitions by Lon
The comparative term to the male "cock block." It means to effectively stop a female companion from getting laid.
I was gonna bring this hot guy back to my apartment, but my bitch roommate decided to pull a clam jack.
by Lon October 12, 2005
The nemesis of Marty in the Back To the Future film series. Marty manages to encounter several different relatives of the Tanner family throughout the three BTF movies.
by Lon September 1, 2005
A combination between the phrase "jacking off" and the word "masturbate." Only used when you're extremely horny.
by Lon July 23, 2005
Refers to the ability to "critically reason," however, this system is flawed just like any logic-based system is.
Common sense, crtical reasoning, and logic are only as good as the premises for which you base them.
by Lon May 17, 2005
Messica just so happens to be the nickname for my girlfriend because her name is Jessica, and she's a mess. Put them together...
by Lon February 24, 2005
The magical fairy who comes in the middle of the night and leaves single black pubic hairs on the outer rims of toilet seats and urinals.
by Lon August 24, 2007
A group of people who are Christians but place great importance in the Book of Mormon, for which there is little evidence for.
The Book of Mormon claims that there was vast civilizations all along the east coast of America.
Too bad we haven't even found a pot to support that claim.
The Book of Mormon claims that there was vast civilizations all along the east coast of America.
Too bad we haven't even found a pot to support that claim.
by Lon May 13, 2005