3 definitions by John Cleveland

A Statement proclaiming somebody has either been:
A) Not drinking enough
B) Used as sarcasm in the sense that they are already way too hammered.
by John Cleveland January 3, 2007
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A Cigarette that is haggard. In other words damaged, broken or appears to be in ruff shape because of exsesive partying, water sports, or anything else that would damage a cigarette
jimmy: Hey man you want a smoke?
Timmy: Yeah man but im not touching your godamned haggarettes.
by John Cleveland January 3, 2007
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