10 definitions by JED

a short ginger person with a small willy and ginger pubic hair, often found sneaking around dodgy clubs
shit, here comes the smiffy wifter again
by JED January 22, 2004
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Progressive states of uncomfortability of which an anus is in after massive consumption of either alcohol or spicy foods. Stages range from mild discomfort to acid discharge (coupled with subsequent bleeding) during the course of bowel evacuation.

Etiology is of the words Raw and Ass.
"Oh my God, I had stage 4 rass yesterday...The pain was so intense I couldn't even wipe."
by JED February 1, 2005
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A way of saying nigger when you cant say it in front of a black person
by JED November 9, 2003
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This occurs when guy that is titty fucking a girl shits on her chest just before he cums... he continues to trust back and forth getting the cum and shit all over.... ie a big mess. There can be numerous variations to this
When I was done with Jane she looked like a Tijuana crime scene. Then she mademe dinner. What a dumb bitch!
by JED June 14, 2003
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A pompous jackass who thinks he is better than the people around him and expresses it by making witty remarks.
Dude! You're such a silent halo.
by JED September 13, 2003
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noun; apt to being tall; considered by some to be the coolest mother fucker ever.
Man, Dressel is the coolest mother fucker ever.
by JED April 13, 2005
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