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The word that triggers Ryden shippers that have read ‘The Bittersweet Taste of Disobedience’. By saying this one word, these people will start sobbing on the spot and will blame you for triggering their war flashbacks.
“...disappears.”
by Gaypoptartmami February 23, 2019
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The act of hitting ones face with your half erected/fully erected penis. Should be done with caution because it can result in eye injury and you could lose your eyeballs.
Wow dude, Ryan totally swaffled Brendon last night”
by Gaypoptartmami February 23, 2019
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