20 definitions by Doddi

Wunderground

An underground/subway service that actually works and runs on time

"You're early this morning Eric!"

Yeah boss, managed to get in early due to the wunderground taking only 15 mins rather than 30. Was well quick!

by Doddi September 5, 2007

Using your fist to open up a woman who's tight, then finishing the job with your knob

I had to work 2 hrs last night to fist Jessica before I could knob her. A real excercise in knobfisting you could say!

by Doddi August 11, 2008

A Dancing Baby is a fat 'plastic'-looking baby that dances around when Ally McBeal gets broody. Can be picked up and bounced around like a ball.

Ally: "My Biological Clock's ticking"
(Dancing Baby chants: "Ooga Ooga Ooga-Chaka "!)

by Doddi September 28, 2007

A person who has a childish fascination with their penis but who constantly wishes it were bigger

My winkle is so small, plumb and round, hee hee! I only hope Jennifer doesn't think I'm a knobwinkler and finds it large enough for her when we kiss!

by Doddi September 4, 2007

A person who is fat due to his or her high intake of Sugarpuffs cereal

Oi, look at fattypuffs Billy going into class! He's brought some Sugarpuffs for his packed lunch!

by Doddi September 5, 2007

I had a mass orgy involving my girlfriends and 8 other hotties. WhoooHooo! She was FREAKTASTIC!!!!

by Doddi November 27, 2007

My mate Billy was wonging it after he put 50 quid on Everton to whip Liverpool and won 50 grand!

by Doddi September 4, 2007