4 definitions by DeesNuts

A lame girl who thinks she is kewl but she really isn't

Come home a little earlier than normal one day. Before you open the door, start whacking off. Just before you nut, ring the doorbell and cover the peephole. When your girl opens the door to see who it is, bust a load right in her face and proudly announce "Honey, I'm home!".

When you jiz in an ice cube tray than later when your woman asks for a drink you use those ice cubes to cool off he drink.

When you put a beer in your glove, so as to not be seen drinking a delicious beverage by Ski Patrol