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A word that teenagers use to describe where ever they live usually followed by the phrase, "I want to get out of this hellhole." Most of the time this word is used to detour you from the fact that it is only the person speaking it that is boring and that regardless of whether they moved or not, they're still going to lead a miserable life.
Dullard: Man, NYC is soo boring! There's nothing to do around here, I wish I could just get out of this hellhole.

Other Guy: Well, do you go to any clubs, bars, or just watch the hobos trick a tourist into giving them change?

Dullard: No way man! I can't dance, and drinking is wrong!

Other Guy: (fucking lame ass...)
by Dark. August 5, 2008
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a portmanteau combining the words 'mommy' slang for 'mother,' and 'poontang,'(sometimes pronouced 'poodytang') which is slang for 'vagina.' Generally used in the context of MILFs, or making a 'your mom' joke.
Dad: MMM, MMM. That was some sweet, mommytang last night.

Son: For fuck's sakes, Dad, I hope you're talking about mom, not grandma. You know what, either way, what the fuck, dad?
by Dark. October 29, 2008
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is an insult shouted at men typically. It is slightly more insulting and specific than its close cousin "dickweed," for usually it is used when the person being a dick mouth said something ignorant, is lying, or made an unintelligent statement.
Guy: Why the fuck did side scrape my SUV, dickweed?

Other Guy: You fucking tried to merge into my lane without signaling and didn't bother to check first, dick mouth!
by Dark. June 18, 2008
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1. Synonym for a book, typically one for learning purposes, but can stand in for any kind of book in general.
2. The characters that are displayed when one types a message on the computer be it letters, numbers, or symbols.
3. An alternate form of communicating on a cell phone by sending a SMS message to another cell phone. Typically used when it is an inappropriate time to speak on the phone (i.e. during work, a class, funeral, etc.)
1. Uggh, did you understand anything in text for English class?

2. I tried to read this guy's message on the debate forum, but the sheer amount of text turned away my interest.

3. Hey, did you recieve my text about the concert tonight?
by Dark. April 9, 2008
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in either internet shorthand or text, fwn can be a shortened version of the word "phone," by taking the "ph" sound of phone and subbing it with a "f," and then taking "own" sound from the term "pwn," and combining it with the "f"
Phone = fone
own = pwn = -wn
f-one + wn = fwn
fwn and phone are pronouced the same way.
omgz i luv my nu fwn! :)
by Dark. March 2, 2008
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1.) Sex rex spelt backwards.

2.) The "god-king" of the Persian Army in the movie 300. There is a historical Xerxes, but no one cares about him.
I can't watch a scene of 300 with Xerxes in it anymore without smiling.
by Dark. June 26, 2008
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