11 definitions by Dark 1

What a woman is said to be doing if her nipples are excessively erect and visible under her clothing. See also wingnuts
Whoa dude! There's some major peanut smuggling going on there!
by Dark 1 January 10, 2004
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Perky, usually to describle breasts of moderately small size, but perfectly formed.
Her tits aren't that big, but pert? Oh most definately yes!
by Dark 1 January 10, 2004
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To croak is to die. To kick the bucket, or to go tits up. Probably more descriptive of death due to natural causes.
One minute he's humpin' away, next he'd croaked! Wadda way to go!
by Dark 1 January 10, 2004
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Erect and highly visible nipples underneath clothing. See also peanut smuggling
Jeez! She's got some wingnuts on her!
by Dark 1 January 10, 2004
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A rectum ripping turd. Excrement that requires much effort to expell, and feels like is made of gravel and safety pins. Opposite of a slippy
Oh shit, it's a jaggy! Nnnnnnng!!!
by Dark 1 January 10, 2004
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The best damn computer the world has ever seen! The textbook definition of superiority over its peers.
"I wanted something that bit better - I got an Amiga!"
by Dark 1 January 11, 2004
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Influential semiconductor manufacturer, most notably for making x86 series of computer microprocessors for the well past its sell-by date, PC platform. Despite newer and potentially better architectures coming along, Intel continues to throw billions and billions at the same compromised to all hell, 1970s derived, archaic chunks of fan-encrusted kludge, with bolted on bells and whistles enough to keep it just ahead of the game, rather that get their heads together with all the other bigwigs, rip up the tattered old PeeCee blueprints, and put those billions into giving us a new, no compromises computer platform that we should have had 15 years ago.
"For all your central heating needs, call Intel!"
by Dark 1 January 11, 2004
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