7 definitions by Coinage

Potential opportunity for obtaining access to the muff of the fairer sex (females). Muffortunities exist in just about every setting, particularly at the grocery store, universities or at nightclubs etc.

Anger and phychosis brought on by amphetamine use. Someone with amphetaminitis will normally demonstrate an aggressive attitude towards others or in mild cases just be snappy and difficult to deal with and generally a pain in the ass.

Australian term for bicycle, the shortened version of deadly treadly commonly associated with mountain bikes because of knobbly tread on the tires.

Deadly treadly is fondly used by owners of bikes who have to wear their cajones on a frequent basis, namely BMXers, freeriders and dirt jumpers or basically any bike that can and usually does result in death or serious injury.

When a girls g-string can be seen poking out above the waistline of her jeans. Normally happens when she bends over or wears hipster jeans 4 sizes too small.

Plural for commonwhore the useless shitbag car notorious with the commonsfolk of Australia a.k.a Holden Commodore. Commondoors are so common that they are often mistaken for dunny doors.

When you bottom out by landing heavily on your bike so bad that you end up with either broken testicles or mild spinal injuries. Often referred to "casing it", a case is a most unfortunate occurance that freeriders and dirt jumpers fear for the safety of their gonads. Usually happens when a rider is over zealous with their own ability and land shitty.

The name applied to poo that comes out just to say hello particularly in a manner that is unexpected and unwarranted. Ususally happens if you try holding it in for too long.