70 definitions by ChuckChaser69
Bret: Here, watch this. On GTA IV, I just stole a fire truck, and I'm gonna plow into this crowd of pedestrians.
Chad: (after watching afore-mentioned virtual destruction) Oooh. That's sweet like deer meat.
Chad: (after watching afore-mentioned virtual destruction) Oooh. That's sweet like deer meat.
by ChuckChaser69 June 24, 2008
when someone makes a face like they can't believe what just happened, or they can't believe you just said that
Guy to his friends: she asks me, so I tell her, yes, you do look fat in that dress. And gives me paul pierce face like you wouldn't believe.
by ChuckChaser69 May 27, 2012
When you are calling bullshit on someone, in essence saying you don't believe their incredible story. So named for the balloon boy story that ended with Falcon (the boy's name) having been hiding in the attic all day while rescue workers chased the balloon across the country.
Matt: So, I was at the bar last night, and I walked up to hit on this girl. She and her two female friends thought I was hilarious. We went back to my place and I fucked all three!
Mike: And you know what I heard? There's a falcon in the attic!
Matt: Huh?
Mike: And you know what I heard? There's a falcon in the attic!
Matt: Huh?
by ChuckChaser69 March 26, 2010
(pronounced "four by three safe") When someone is so close to you they are invading your private space, as if you are shooting a scene, and you want the footage to be usable for display on a 4x3 television, even though it is being shot in the era of 16x9 television.
Kevin: Igor got too close to tell me something so mundane.
Megan: I know. I wish he wasn't so 4x3 safe all the time.
Megan: I know. I wish he wasn't so 4x3 safe all the time.
by ChuckChaser69 July 24, 2011
Person N-1: So, how did the chicken taste?
Person N: Are you kidding? This is awesome chicken. Much better than regular chicken.
Person N: Are you kidding? This is awesome chicken. Much better than regular chicken.
by ChuckChaser69 May 1, 2008
Michael Vick: So, I got this big game coming up.
Kobe Bryant: Be epic.
Michael Vick: Yeah, we might win it. But if we don't, I'll just go home and drown a few puppies. Then I'll feel better. You be epic too, Kobe.
Kobe Bryant: I was epic last night when I slipped this girl a roofie and fucked her in the ass.
Michael Vick: High five!
Kobe Bryant: Be epic.
Michael Vick: Yeah, we might win it. But if we don't, I'll just go home and drown a few puppies. Then I'll feel better. You be epic too, Kobe.
Kobe Bryant: I was epic last night when I slipped this girl a roofie and fucked her in the ass.
Michael Vick: High five!
by ChuckChaser69 January 10, 2011
The jizz from masturbation that a Hipster wipes off his stomach because he has decided that intercourse is no longer 'in'. Translation: He masturbates because he can't get a date, because he doesn't know how to talk to the opposite sex, because he is a FUCKING HIPSTER.
A: So, how was it?
B: Yeah, I wasn't really into her, anyway.
A: But you were talking to her for a while, I thought.
B: (silence)
A: So, you thought your negativity would just eat away at her sense of self worth to the point where she would consider you attractive?
B: That's how it usually works.
A: Hm. Well, what now? Hipsterjism?
B: Where's my sock?
B: Yeah, I wasn't really into her, anyway.
A: But you were talking to her for a while, I thought.
B: (silence)
A: So, you thought your negativity would just eat away at her sense of self worth to the point where she would consider you attractive?
B: That's how it usually works.
A: Hm. Well, what now? Hipsterjism?
B: Where's my sock?
by ChuckChaser69 August 27, 2012