4 definitions by Capt. Motherfucking Awesome

A Bwandon is a simple man with no social graces that tries in vain to emulate a hero. Bwandons try unsuccessfully to mac on the ladies in every social situation. Bwandons also have the kind of speech impediment that gives Elmer Fudd a hard on.

To leave such a foul smell after having sex, that those who happen upon the fetid aroma, are left to ask " did somebody shit on a dead fish? "

When you're a religious fireman who wants to have please a woman sexually but, you don't know how and you're conflicted cause you're a good "Christian" boy. Emphasis on boy.

An immature male who thinks they could please a woman, but has no idea how to give a woman an orgasam. A Dick Doctor is usually morally conflicted over their desire to be a studly dumb fuck, or a Mormon.