3 definitions by Andj87
The time spent doing work on a Sunday in preparation for work on Monday.
Called Chinese Monday because depending on where you are, it is probably already Monday in China.
Called Chinese Monday because depending on where you are, it is probably already Monday in China.
Dylan: Hey man, wanna go shoot some pool down by the sports center?
Andrew: I would man, but it's kinda Chinese Monday.
Andrew: I would man, but it's kinda Chinese Monday.
by Andj87 May 16, 2011
Much like a Wet Willy only instead of a finger, one uses an elbow, and instead of the ear, the desired target is the anus.
If someone claims to have pulled this maneuver, it is often custom for a person within earshot to recite the jingle of Red Robin, though replacing the "Red Robin" with "Brown Brian"
If someone claims to have pulled this maneuver, it is often custom for a person within earshot to recite the jingle of Red Robin, though replacing the "Red Robin" with "Brown Brian"
Jef: Yo so this person from my intermediate jogging class tried to give me a Brown Brian last week...
Noah: Brown Brian...YUMMM!
Noah: Brown Brian...YUMMM!
by Andj87 August 10, 2010
The rate at which one gives gives fewer fucks.
DMFG: G(F)={(D/S)*D{Nbar^2} -- the number of given fucks is equal to the days left in the semester times the distance from you to the nearest bar (Cornell notation replaces Nbar with NBrB)
DMFG: G(F)={(D/S)*D{Nbar^2} -- the number of given fucks is equal to the days left in the semester times the distance from you to the nearest bar (Cornell notation replaces Nbar with NBrB)
There's an economic principle at play here. One that I think a lot of people take away from econ courses. It's called the Law of Diminishing Marginal Fucks Given (or DMFG).
by Andj87 May 4, 2016