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A photograph resemblant of oneself, and can look as if it was taken by someone else. People like me who use a Macbook, or people who have a laptop fitted with a camera can take these "stealth" selfies with the aid of Photo Booth, or similar programmes/apps. It is called a stelfie because you took the photo yourself without the aid of holding your camera phone up to a mirror (BAD selfie) or without the amateur shot of having your arm held out to take such a photo.

Hence, laptop photographs taken of oneself are taken stealthily and thus called "stelfies".
I can't tell if this photograph was taken by a genuine photographer, or if it's some Macbook or laptop carrying guy's stelfie.
by 6-M@N July 16, 2014
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A watermelon - in the fruit context - sold by the quarter.
Morrisons are selling watermelons at £1.00 a quarter! They should call them Qwatermelons!
by 6-M@N June 18, 2014
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An old term used by taxi drivers - probably over CB radio - that would be a code for gay or bisexual. This was a story told by ACDC guitarist Malcolm Young when the band were new and were travelling by taxi to a venue.
Cabbie - "So what's the band called?"
Malcolm - "ACDC"
Cabbie - "Hey, you know what that means, don't you? You guys aren't all gay or something?
Malcolm - "WHAT? You looking for trouble pal?"
Cabbie - "No, no, seriously, all the cab drivers say it, you know. If you're bisexual, it's 'ACDC'; 50:50.
by 6-M@N May 7, 2014
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A person who looks only to their own social class and disparages any other class, be it above them or below. Reality TV motormouth Katie Hopkins makes a fine example of a clastard towards people she judges as working class. Stubborn people of working class have been known to make offensive comments about people of middle class.

As someone who hates judging one by social class, even thinking about it for that matter, I could be considered a clastard just for the creation of this word!
Ex1:

B: I can't believe Katie Hopkins could make such disparaging judgments about somebody's name purely by their social class.

R: Complete and total disrepectful bitch. A downright bastard. A clastard, even.

Ex2:

T: Why are we going to Shoreditch? What was once my part of town with a brilliant working-class history has become a polished up, gentrified fancy pants town of hipster-bearded c***s.

A: Now now, it's a wonderful place! You should learn to appreciate people outside your own culture, whether they are above or below you! Don't be such a clastard!
by 6-M@N March 3, 2015
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Deriving from the French phrase Cherchez la femme (Meaning look for the woman), cherchez la faim is used when one is in a state of hunger, famine. It is the new trendy French way of saying J'ai faim (I'm hungry).
Jean: Is that your belly I hear rumbling Pierre?
Pierre: Oui. J'ai cherchez la faim.
by 6-M@N September 12, 2020
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