14 definitions by 1001

1. The act that men without boyfriends/girlfriends do. Any self-respecting woman would never bring herself into doing cyber sex.

2. Like phone sex, but you type instead of talk. It's real pathetic, but hilarious at the same time. The "woman" is usually a man. 95% of the time, the "woman" will reveal herself to be a man at the end of cyber sex, which in turn REALLY pisses the other guy off, resulting in death threats and vows to kill the guy's family.

A guitar manufacturer who makes guitars marketed towards guys in metal bands. They are well known for their "warlock" guitar. They are very heavy, and look kinda gay.

Stubby, chubby cock! It looks like a little man with a funny little hat.

Someone who doesn't give in to everything that the government gives to you. They actually think for themselves. NOT unamerican, in fact, they are being very American by expressing their opinions.

1. A term used to describe an unruly child who gets in everyone's way. They cause tons of chaos and destroy everything in their path. Their parents seem to think that this is somehow "cute", and get pissed off if you try to tell their child to shut up. The parents are usually pro-life, so intelligence is lacking on their part.

2. A human baby
3. Sprog

An expensive manufacturer of tube amplifiers. The "herbert" is one of their most popular tube amps.

1. People who feel it is their need to pop out as many children as they can, even if they don't have the money to do so. People who actually work for a living are generally the ones who pay for their little sprogs. They also try to claim that it is selfish to NOT want children! Needless to say, they are not very bright.

2. They are usually pro-life people.