White Elephant

A party where people (usually family, friends, or a combo of the two) get together and have a game where you unwrap, steal, and trade off presents never actually useful in real life. I mean, my family W.E. party got me a laser tape measure!

A valuable item or act that requires expencive upkeep. Often the upkeep is not worth it.

Motorcycle cops. (Australian) Named for the combination of overweight, white bikes and riders. And at some point, nearly everybody has thought about shooting one.

A sexual act in which a male lines cocaine on the staff of his erect penis for his female counterpart to consume. The female then proceeds to perform oral sex and upon ejaculation, the male pulls each of the female's ears away from her head and thrusts into the back of the throat, causing her to look like dumbo and make the sound of an elephant.

The act of shooting semen on a female nose and having it dangle over two inches.

Gesture created by turning out one's pants pockets, releasing the zipper and then exposing one's flaccid chode in an entertaining fashion, so as to resemble an elephant's trunk.

The one girl a guy will always have a thing for, and will always do anything for. The girl a guy will never forget, even if there was nothing between them. The girl who is more, to the extent where, a guy will never be with this girl and is aware of the reality and so, realizes it will never be.