A magical wand only found on a certain majority of people. You can use it to make milk, babies, and lemonade. Just don’t use it wrong though or you’ll suffer some pretty terrible consequences.
I can suck my own penis! All my friends are doing it!
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021
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by Emi Mac Donald November 22, 2018
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A magic horn in between a man's legs used to make a woman's tummy fat with a baby using voodoo mayonnaise from 2 meatballs connected to the magic horn.
Person 1: Fuck, my penis is small.
Person 2: Yes
by Alex Zer0 March 11, 2021
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A delicious lolly you suck on until a creamy white creamy liquid cums out, kinda like a sherbet snack except if you bite you go to jail.
Random guy 1: may I suck your penis

Random guy 2: only if you don't stop.

Random guy 1: gladly. ;)
by Plane Jewus May 14, 2021
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