Illegal

"Man, I wish I could hit that illegal over there."
"Dude, sixteen will get you twenty."

George W Bush: In order to solve the problem... of illegals in the US... I propose we build a great wall... the likes of which the world has never seen... and on that wall in big bold letters we shall write... BRING IT ON.

person 1: i just robbed wal-mart.
person 2: that's illegal.
person 1: what's that?
person 2: it means 'not legal'.
person 1: oh, i see.

School should be illegalized.

- isn't bestiality legal in Germany?
- no, they illegalized that in 2013

1) "How about some crack" "No thanks, it's illegal"

2) "Some bird with diarrhea has ruined my car! By the size of it it must have been an Illegal!"

John illegaled when he broke into his girlfriends house and stole her puppy.