flabs

A man or woman who appears to have abs, but when close enough, it is just their body fat. Their body fat may even have taken the form of abs.

It is an acronym for Funckin' Lazy Ass Bitch.

F.(face) L.(legs) A.(ass hair) B.(boobs)

Fat Loose Average Beer Slut. An easy pick up but often not any good to look at - even after six of the best.

Acronym/abbreviation for "Farting Like A Baby" The next BLAB.

What happens when you look down and realize you've grown a muffintop.

The Flab Stab is the mistaken thrusting of your penis into the folds of flesh in a larger girl's thighs or buttocks rather than into her vagina. This typically only occurs at the moment of initial penetration, and hopefully only occurs when one is quite drunk.