apples-to-apples

ex. apples-to-apples:

"Look, Al Qaeda is a terrorist organization and we know with 100% certainty that Saddam is in pursuit of yellowcake uranium from Niger. September the Eleventh.

Chase: Hey, if I go apples to apples someone tonight would you think less of me in the morning?
Brynton: Absolutely not.

I just ate an apple and my fucking doctor is dead because I ate one

FUCKING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK

you know that round fruit that humans call an apple.

Oh look an apple, i'm having an orgasm

An apple a day keeps the doctor away,

if you throw it hard enough.

Bill and Joel played apples to apples last night, it got a little loud