The member of your family that is most likley to come into your bedroom in the middle of the night and show you his penis.
Uncle Bob: Hey Jimmy wake up.
Jimmy: What is it Uncle Bob?
Uncle Bob: I got a present for you, but it's in my pants. You have to fish it out.
Jimmy: What is it Uncle Bob?
Uncle Bob: I got a present for you, but it's in my pants. You have to fish it out.
by The Real Jink July 11, 2006
Tickle Tickle Tickle
by kidsinmybasement123 December 12, 2019
by Rich Lawson May 27, 2005
On the road to the campaign tonight
Endless waves of troops following the path of Uncle
Thousands of flowers bloom for your victory
Dedicated to the party with a belief in unity
Victory Banner, Golden Star shining
Guide us along the path
March, we advance to liberate the South
Where our countrymen remain oppressed
Endless waves of troops following the path of Uncle
Thousands of flowers bloom for your victory
Dedicated to the party with a belief in unity
Victory Banner, Golden Star shining
Guide us along the path
March, we advance to liberate the South
Where our countrymen remain oppressed
by Master Of Nations December 23, 2020
by qwerty August 23, 2004
A kid who always acts above his age, such as by using big words to make him seem older and wiser. Doesn't act or behave like a normal kid would because he wants to act "mature".
Timmy: Hey Philbert, you wanna join us on the swings with me and the others?
Philbert: I thank you deeply for the offer, Timmy. But I'd rather consume my time pondering about the economy or other similar matters in our society.
Timmy: You're such an uncle, Philbert.
Philbert: I thank you deeply for the offer, Timmy. But I'd rather consume my time pondering about the economy or other similar matters in our society.
Timmy: You're such an uncle, Philbert.
by Timmy6272 February 18, 2019
Your mother or fathers brother
They are always harassing you and constantly putting their dick in yo ass!
They are always harassing you and constantly putting their dick in yo ass!
by Step broooo September 16, 2019